Not Sure What to Call This One, Dreamed ??-??-??

Since it doesn't take long to forget a dream I try to write them quickly as soon as I wake up. Sometimes it's early in the morning and I write my dreams half asleep and/or with my eyes closed. This usually leads to fragmented statements and terrible handwriting. Most of the time I'm able to interpret that and form a somewhat coherent story. I have no idea what this journal entry is supposed to mean so I will type it as it's written.

"Drove home! Tear in fabric of time. Three boys trying to rob attach through basement. Floating logs that turn into ladders. Boys and parents skin melting. Little girl evil. Mom begged for Vicoden to kill her. Chased out by girl. Peeing acid like man. Other girl in flower bed. Carried her in cat case. My car was in cat case. Ran to 911 cause line was busy. Shoulder down highway. Other people jogging. Reported to lady at counter. Long line for scholl emergency. Old lady ride home?"

I swear I'm not crazy...

Eerie Winds, Dreamed 5-29-11

I was at a camp in the woods getting ready to larp. I was sitting at the top of stone steps sent into a mountain overlooking the rest of the camp. People were playing even though the game hadn't started yet. There was a 'U' shaped path with trees in the middle of it. At the bend of the 'U' were several large cardboard cutouts of monsters.

The players were approaching the cutouts and starting to engage them in combat. All of a sudden a huge gust of wind came through and lifted the cutouts high above the trees. The players were freaked out and scattered. I noticed several people in costume who would never larp in a million years.

I was scared too so I ran to the building at the top of the mountain. There were several girls inside barricading the door with mattresses. One of the women was holding an infant.

Alien Hide and Seek, Dreamed 5-28-11

I was in a dark room filled with glowing jars. The jars has small alien fetuses inside of the them. The people giving us the tour insisted they were monkey fetuses. I was handed a jar and told to dissect it. I was very uncomfortable about doing that so I refused.

The cops arrived to the building and people started to panic. The people giving the tour finally admitted that they were aliens and asked us to help the living aliens escape. There were 3 or 4 alien-human hybrids of varying degrees of alien-ness that needed to escape. They were adult aged Asian-American-aliens.

We ran outside and dressed the hybrids in costumes. Through a series of elaborate hiding places and people switching we managed to allow the hybrids to escape. Our tactics would have never worked outside of dream life to help them escape. Eventually the cops realized that there were people missing from their perimeter but by that time it was too late.

Show Must Go On, Dreamed 4-1-11

It was opening night of a show that was being put on at my house. All of the light bulbs in the basement had been loosened so that the light wouldn't act as a distraction from the show. I was running around with the script trying to find our place in the show. One of the lead actors didn't show up so someone had to read their part.

The first scene I was supposed to have been in was canceled and I was very upset. The current scene was taking place in the lot next door. It was filled with water and boats. Fireworks were being shot off to simulate battle artillery.

My next scene took place on the deck in the back yard, it was a wedding. We decided to wing it. The crowd started to surround the stage. The actor playing my husband started going way out of character. He was pointing out to the audience how hot some chick he had seen was. He got off the deck and walked with the audience to the tree line.

I was upset again because my scene was ruined. I hung my body over the railing and started to cry. He finally returned and we started the wedding. The ceremony was very simple. A man in the audience started to mouth off to me. He then called me 'tits' so I kicked him out of the show while still in character.

There were a whole bunch of balloons and streamers floating through the air. They had come out of the woods and were drifting over the roof of the house. I started to feel unsteady standing on the deck.

Sad Fluffy Dog, Dreamed 3-28-11

I stole a big white fluffy dog. My parents' front yard was completely covered with white fur and dandelion seeds. Wind currents were carrying the fur and the seeds all over the place. The dog was sad because I had stolen him. I was planning a yard sale to sell some cats and random junk. At some point I planned to return the dog to its rightful owners but it had already bought a ticket home.

Bomb Raid?, Dreamed 5-10-11

My dream took place in the 70s. There were two married couples hanging around on one of their front lawns. The woman of the other couple (who was wearing a bathing suit and towel) and the man who was my husband went into the other couple's house. The man from the other couple and I got mad so we started slow dancing together. They came outside and were not very happy about it.

The nuclear attack alarm went off so we ran downstairs to our bomb shelter. Our hiding place was right in from of a large glass window (go figure). The sky got dark and the alarm continued to sound. We wondered where our sons were.

I went outside to check. My younger son was in a car with another person. It was dangling over a GIANT crater in the ground. The police officer said he'd applied for a permit to rescue them but it was rejected so he cut their tether loose and the car plunged into the crater with the two of them inside. My other son (who is actually a co-worker of mine, 10 years my senior) made it home. He looked like he know he was in trouble.

Catalyst Shower, Dreamed 3-28-11

My mother and I were at the mall which was like a continuous, long hallway with stores on both sides. It was snowing outside and the mall was packed with people. All of the stores were closed.

I was in a shower stall in a bathroom in the mall. I was participating in an experiment. We were given pills to halt aging by preserving the body. I was also taking birth control pills. The doctor sent another participant of the experiment into the bathroom to complete some sort of task. Once his treatment reached a certain point he became violent. I was scared when he walked into the room.

The water in the shower stopped and I was still all soapy. There were 2 more people in the room with me. One was in the shower and the other was outside of the shower. I had to turn the faucet off and on to get the water to start running again. I started brushing my teeth in the shower. The doctor left the room to find the remainder of the anti-aging treatment.

Part of the mall hallway was totally flooded from floor to ceiling. The water looked like it was contained by glass walls to to either side. There were no walls, just a strange prism on water. A girl stuck her face into the water and stretched her neck to an abnormally long length.