My mom, Chef Lou (a local celebrity chef) and a bunch of other random people were living in my house. They were running a very successful, very famous establishment selling human lunch meat. My dad and I were living somewhere in the woods behind my house.
People were requesting that my dad get a hold of some of that famous human deli meat. We would sneak into our house, open up the meat storage and steal slices of it. The meat was stored in a table with 2 round doors on top. Sometime people would request meat made from specific people or parts of people.
We almost got caught on our latest attempt. Chef Lou kept coming into the room while we were taking the meat. At one point he was boxing, there was a boxing rink in the same room as the meat storage table. I keep trying to hurry my dad up.
We were talking to mom on the back deck of the house. She told us that Chef Lou refused to keep producing his deli meat because he suspected we were stealing it. Lots of people were very upset about the refusal to continue making the meat.
My dad wanted to discuss the issue with Chef Lou but I told him no. He said he wanted to show Chef Lou a shirt of his. I was afraid to let my dad be alone with Chef Lou. We left and returned to our hideout in the woods.
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